I’ve asked him not to forget to put air in my tires. I’m pretty sure he’s forgotten, and if I’m completely honest, I think he just ignored me.
He’s left the toilet seat up. Again.
Did he really just yell at the kids about that? That was completely unnecessary. Why can’t he just be more loving and gentle to our kids?
I just tripped over his shoes again. He better be thankful I’m a loving wife, and I didn’t pick them up and throw them at his head.
He just picked his nose sitting next to me?! He knows how much I hate that.
Oh, here he comes in for a kiss, I hope he doesn’t think he’s getting anything tonight. Does he not even care how tired I am?
How can he still be asleep when I’m up with the kids? I’m furious that he can be so insensitive. He can fix his own breakfast.
Thank goodness I’m a submissive wife, because if I wasn’t, I’d be nagging him all day long, instead of giving him my silent treatment. I hope I’m making my point, but by his jolly self, I’m gathering not.
Maybe I should say something. Are you going to take care of the things I asked you to do or are you just going to sit around all day? There. That passive aggressive question should get the job done.
Did he seriously surprise me with a vanilla shake?! He knows I love chocolate!
This is so frustrating, why can’t he be the man I think he should be, instead of the man he is?